Hello and welcome to help I Sexed My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life,

answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas.

Like, what should you do if your neighbour's been getting a little too amorous with his sex doll?

Shout out to Silicon Sally.

Oh, so what I do is Silicon Sally, Sill, Sally, Sill.

Right.

And what should you do if your new wine rack is too big for your cocktail lounge?

It's not a wine rack, it's a beer rack, and I don't have a cocktail lounge.

It's a front room. It's the drinks reception room. And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usual dilemma daddies, are we William Hanson? Where's that come from? What the hell? Dilemma... Don't start mixing the script up now, Jack. We know you're here. You're doing a great job. Wow. We're not your usual dilemma daddies, are we, William Hansen? No, we're not boy. I'm more... I've just been a little bit sick at my mouth there. I told you it, Slot. I can't look at you. Say it. No, I'm not calling you that. Say it. Slot. No, say, no, we're not slut. No, we're not slut. I'm more golden lock. Hang, I haven't called you. Right, we've messed this up. Let's not set the tone. Let's not have one of those episodes. No. Okay. No, we're not Jordan North. I'm more golden locks, you're more crispy socks.

Oh, for God's sake. That's from Derek in Glasgow. Okay. Thank you, Derek. Thank you. Well, I think I need a drink after that introduction. I do. I do after that introduction. There we go. One part. Is that what we're calling ourselves? No, we are not, that is not saying. Are we dilemma daddies or agony ants? I prefer agony ants. No, what's the script you're then? We're not usually agony aunts, are we? Yeah. Oh. No, we'll stick to agony, arts. Thank you very much. Should we have a big one because it's our last recording for a bit?

Yeah, and it's the summer.

Yeah. Don't worry. Usual service. We'll carry on.

Can we toast a...

I'm probably a bit out of date now, but I'm still slightly obsessed with him and take my heart.

I want to toast him because I think fair play to you.

Because he's set to make a million.

So I'd like to toast to the Ibiza final boss.

Because I just think...

Who is that?

Are you off? You are joking me, aren't you?

Because I know it's a bit old now and these

trends coming in and out

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