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Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
As soon as the boys entered the studio, an argument erupted after Jordan found out William and Producer Ben had been invading his happy place (the gym). There’s also a selection of dilemmas that will be sure to go down in Sexted folklore regarding jam jars, slapping bums, and farts.
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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.
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| 0:00.0 | Help I Sexed My Boss is coming up in just a moment, and you can watch every episode on YouTube |
| 0:07.6 | too, which means you don't just hear the awkward questions, you get to see William's reaction |
| 0:12.0 | when Jordan asks things like, have you ever seen a fanny? |
| 0:16.4 | Head over to the Help I Sexed My Boss YouTube channel to watch last week's episode, and this one is over there too if you fancy a visual replay later. Subscribe now and you'll go to the help I've sexed my boss YouTube channel to watch last week's episode, and this one is over |
| 0:21.1 | there too if you fancy a visual replay later. Subscribe now and you'll get a notification |
| 0:25.9 | whenever there's something new to watch. Do you know, these exec producers, just waltz round, |
| 0:33.4 | leaving the coffee cups on our tables. Getting your seat. Go on. Sorry, Gene. |
| 0:37.7 | Don't talk to my Ben like that. |
| 0:40.2 | Why, you being nice? |
| 0:41.4 | Because that's my job. |
| 0:43.5 | Right. |
| 0:44.1 | Are you ready? |
| 0:44.8 | Sit down? |
| 0:45.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.0 | Sitting. |
| 0:46.5 | Right, here we go. |
| 0:52.6 | Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, |
| 0:59.2 | answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas, |
| 1:03.8 | like, what do you do when his nut allergy gives you the ick? |
| 1:07.4 | Or how do you tell your best friend that he needs to grow up and stop using the skull emoji? I'm going to now use the coffin emoji. Thank you for everyone who suggested that. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, don't. Don't. And what should you do if you've actually sexed your boss? But we're not |
| 1:18.4 | your usual agneance, are we? William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert and best-selling |
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