Help He Died With An Erection
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun involving curry. It’s also the first time Jordan has realised that the set of Help I Sexted My Boss doesn’t actually have a real brick wall behind him. We really all go through life at our own pace, don’t we? After those firsts, the boys get to your dilemmas involving showing off your VPL (visible penis line) and what should you do if your date asks you to pay for half of the meal because you didn’t put out.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is sponsored by Emmy Cafe Latte, great tasting barista quality on the go. |
| 0:06.1 | Now, you know how much I love me coffee. |
| 0:09.2 | When I get off the radio, I need one straight after because I always crash. |
| 0:13.1 | After getting up so early and then chatting for four hours, I'd talk about it. |
| 0:16.4 | You do get a bit exhausted. |
| 0:17.9 | So it's nice to have a little pick-me-up, isn't it? |
| 0:20.0 | Do you ever feel like that? |
| 0:20.8 | Yes. you do get a bit exhausted, so it's nice to have a little pick-me-up, isn't it? Do you ever feel like that? Yes, normally when Mikey comes out in the shower in the morning, that's when I press go on the |
| 0:24.7 | kettle. We do love our coffee, don't we? Yes. And whenever I feel like I deserve a caffeine |
| 0:29.0 | hit later on in the day, I head straight to a simple latte. I reckon you'd love an M.E. Cafe Late Zero. Oh. Right? It's just fresh milk, freshly brewed coffee and nothing else. |
| 0:40.4 | No added sugars or sweetness are all like that. |
| 0:42.3 | Perfect. So what's your go to? |
| 0:43.9 | Right. I've been on the M.E. Cafe Larte protein. |
| 0:47.3 | So it's a great pick-me-up. |
| 0:48.5 | But also, packed protein gives you a boost for the day and helps you bulk up at the gym. |
| 0:53.7 | Oh, yeah, I can see the |
| 0:54.9 | results. Yes, flex that muscle. Well, Jordan, I think the only thing you should be |
| 0:59.9 | bulking up on is the Emmy Cafe Latte range. Whenever you deserve a caffeine fix, choose Emmy. |
| 1:06.1 | Great coffee to reward everyday moments. That deserves an Emmy. This is a paid advertisement from Better |
| 1:12.1 | Help. Jordan, do you feel like it's hard as a man to talk about your mental health? |
| 1:16.4 | Yeah, things are definitely getting better, but there's still a bit of a stigma around men's |
| 1:23.2 | mental health, isn't there? Yeah, I do agree. As you say, people are reticent to talk about it, |
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