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Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Jordan’s back from his holiday to Nashville and has many ‘mighty fine’ tales to tell. Meanwhile, William is in need of your help as he needs a name for one of the newest members of his household staff. The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding attending weddings solo and whether dry humping still counts?
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| 0:00.0 | Your Dilemma Daddies will be here in just a moment with some more brilliantly ridiculous conundrums. |
| 0:07.7 | And after this episode, make sure you check out Joe and James fact up for some more silly chat. |
| 0:13.1 | Goodmates Joe Thomas and James Buckley, yes, that's Simon and Jay from the Inbetweeners, |
| 0:17.9 | catch up and delve into some weird and wonderful facts. |
| 0:21.8 | Some of them more true than others. So if you've always wondered if cows have accents or whether things |
| 0:27.5 | have been pushed or pulled more in the history of the world, search for Joe and James |
| 0:31.8 | fact up wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:45.3 | Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions |
| 0:50.1 | to everyday dilemmas, like what should you do if everyone in your local cafe started using typewriters? Or, how would you tell your co-host, you need to stop trying to make martini Mondays a thing? And martini Tuesdays. And martini Wednesdays. And martini Thursdays. I won't be having one tonight, actually. Why? Because I'm having my Botox topped up and you can't drink after it. Can you not? No. Very bad planning. |
| 1:11.4 | Why can't you drink after? |
| 1:12.6 | Because then you increase the risk of bruising. |
| 1:14.2 | Oh, I did. No one. When I have mine, don't. No, no. I did once have a martini after Botox. Never again. Can I just say that was a joke? I've never had Botox. I know. we can tell. |
| 1:24.4 | I know. |
| 1:26.3 | Just the teeth. |
| 1:27.2 | That's all I've had them. |
| 1:29.2 | For now. |
| 1:30.1 | I'm watching you do if you've accidentally sexed your I know, we can tell. I know. Just the teeth, that's all I've had them. |
| 1:45.3 | For now. I'm watching if you have accidentally sexed your boss, but we're not usually like any answer. Are we, William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert? No, we're not Jordan North, Capital Breakfast Show host. I'm more Coachella. You're more Coach de Bognar. That's from Katie. I don't think I am very Coachella, if I'm honest. |
| 1:47.4 | You're probably more Coach de Bognola, |
| 1:46.2 | although I've never been you're more coached a bogna that's from katie i don't think i have very cachella if i'm honest you're probably more cocella than coachedobogna regins is it called bogner regis regis yes what's regis boggabogna as one uh |
| 1:54.8 | monarch said i can't remember which one draw to the fifth possibly he said bugabogna bugabogna i can't |
| 2:00.6 | remember why. |
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