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Titus Podcast

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Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Titus and Hylinder solve U.S. healthcare, climate change, and world poverty, with a speak 'n' spell and some duct tape. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from Titus podcast.

0:10.2

This episode is brought you by Lomi, HelloFresh, Sunday.com, and NextEvo Naturals.

0:16.5

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Army.

0:18.0

We get an update.

0:20.2

I'm Christopher Titus.

0:24.2

We're in the money.

0:26.2

We're in the money.

0:27.7

And this is the Army getting update.

0:29.5

Healthcare.

0:30.6

This week is the 13th anniversary of the ACA, the Affordable Care Act, which people overwhelmingly in America support, unless you call it Obamacare.

0:38.2

And then people hate that Muslim Hussein Obama, Creight and death panels so he can kill my

0:43.9

grandpa and impose Sharia law.

0:47.9

Here's Muslim Obama in a Christian church.

0:49.8

Here's his wife, you know, dressed like a Muslim.

0:52.1

You know, it's not that you people are stupid,

0:54.4

it's that you think being stupid is a virtue. So where are we after 13 years of health care?

0:59.8

Well, currently I pay for my wife and I, $1,500 a month, $18,000 a year for health insurance,

1:05.3

and I don't have any health issues at all. And for that $1,500 a month,, everything is covered except for heart issues, kidney

1:14.5

issues, lung issues, liver issues, and any pre-existing condition. In fact, if it can be traced

1:19.4

back to you running into a glass door as a toddler, that would be a pre-existing condition.

1:25.1

And you're probably not covered. Thanks, Blue Cross.

1:28.7

What happened?

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