HELLO ROSSIPES: Ep. 4 - MASTICATION CONFESSIONS

Hello Rossipes

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🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Bethie reveals her distain for 'mouth noises' and Ross accidentally does an Elf impression that creeps both of them out. Then they each make major confessions, pull back the curtain by working out a new Rossipe in real time on the air and answer YOUR questions in Q & A With R & B. That and so much more!

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0:00.0	Okay, I just took the last bite of my lunch, so I won't be like all chewing, you know, during the show.
0:06.0	I know you don't like that.
0:07.6	I've told you this before.
0:10.1	I have something called misophonia.
0:12.8	Misophonia.
0:13.3	That's when you, is it when you misplace your phone?
0:15.1	You can't find it?
0:17.2	And then you miss it.
0:18.4	I miss my phone.
0:19.1	Yeah.
0:20.6	Yeah.
0:20.6	Now, what is my dysophonia?
0:21.8	It's like that I can't stand the sound of mastication.
0:33.1	Mastication.
0:33.6	What is that mastication?
0:36.2	Because I rarely masticate in public. You masticate all the time in public. Masticate is when you like the sound your mouth makes when you're chewing. Mouth sounds. Mouth sounds. You don't like that. I don't like mouth sounds. And there's a whole thing about it. You can look it up i s o p h o nia misophonia yeah all right so everybody
0:57.9	mental note no masicating during the show hello i'm ross matthews and i'm ross matthews and i'm ross's
1:07.4	bestie since high school betty hungerford and even though we live on opposite sides of the country, we talk on the phone every single day.
1:14.2	And what do we talk about most?
1:15.5	Food.
1:16.2	Yes, food.
1:17.5	And you're a non-existent dating life.
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