HELLO ROSSIPES: Ep. 2 - ROSS MY SALAD

Hello Rossipes

Vaughn Road Productions

Education, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Self-improvement, Health & Fitness, Arts, Food, Nutrition

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Ross & Bethie play a brand new game all about salad - lettuce pray it all goes well. Plus - if you can't stand the heat, get outta the kitchen because the duo has a major disagreement about the ultimate polarizing topic: Ambrosia. And, OMG, we have a hotline?!? That and so much more!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	you know what happened to me last night i had dinner with my husband right and i'm talking to him
0:05.9	and i'm talking to the server oh my god i'm just engaged and quite charming you know what i mean sure
0:12.2	of course i'm funny i just presumed smiling so happy to be there then i excuse myself to go to
0:19.4	the restroom i got to go i'm got to t i got to I'll be right back. Then I say something funny. Everybody laughs. And I go to the bathroom and I'm washing my hands and I look in the mirror and I have something in my tooth. Oh my. Why? Why did nobody say anything? So I come back to the table and I'm like, what's going on?
0:38.3	Because I'm sorry.
0:39.3	I love you, honey, but this is not telling me is grounds for divorce.
0:42.3	I think he made the right call.
0:45.3	Well, you're an idiot.
0:50.3	Let's do this.
0:51.3	Hello, I'm Ross Matthews.
0:52.3	And I'm Ross's bestie since high school, Bethy Hungerford.
0:56.0	And even though we live on opposite sides of the country, we talk on the phone every single day.
1:00.0	And what do we talk about most?
1:02.0	Food!
1:03.0	Yes, food.
1:04.0	And you're a non-existent dating life.
1:05.0	Oh my God.
1:07.0	But mostly food.
1:08.0	I'm a cookbook author.
1:10.0	Yeah, you are. And I've taken the reins of my health by cooking every single day.
1:13.9	I call them my recipes.
1:16.0	They crack the code on delicious food that's actually good for you.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Vaughn Road Productions, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Vaughn Road Productions and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.