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Hello Rossipes

HELLO ROSSIPES: Ep.. 10 - HALFSIES

Hello Rossipes

Vaughn Road Productions

Education, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Self-improvement, Health & Fitness, Arts, Food, Nutrition

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

The unthinkable was found in a salad in NY - can YOU finger it out? Plus, we praise one fast food restaurant for revolutionizing the industry and we debate our fave fast foods of all time. Plus we hear from YOU listeners and discuss all things mayonnaise. That and so much more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I heard a joke that made me laugh.

0:03.9

What?

0:05.9

You know, sometimes, like, the dumbest joke can just, like, tickle your little, ooh-hoo, my little funny bone.

0:11.0

Yes.

0:12.2

Okay, ready?

0:12.9

For this joke, you just have to go for it.

0:14.6

It's a knock-knock joke.

0:15.9

Oh, okay.

0:17.7

Do you hate knock-knock jokes?

0:19.2

I have kids, so I hear a lot of knock-knock jokes.

0:22.6

This one's going to kill.

0:25.1

Okay. I'm trusting you. I can regret this.

0:29.8

Knock-knock. Who's there? Yota lady.

0:35.1

I know this one. Say it. Yodily, he, yodalady who?

0:40.3

Why you yodeling?

0:43.3

Hello, I'm Ross Matthews.

0:44.3

And I'm Ross's bestie since high school, Bethy Hungerford.

0:47.3

And even though we live on opposite sides of the country, we talk on the phone every single day.

0:52.3

And what do we talk about most?

0:53.3

Food! Yes, food. And

0:56.1

you're an non-existent dating life. Oh, my God. But mostly food. I'm a cookbook author. Yeah,

1:02.2

you are. And I've taken the reins of my health by cooking every single day. I call them my

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