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TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

This week, we’re discussing the new Adam Neumann (of WeWork shame) and Marc Andreessen housing startup (details are light). We also talk a bit about Tesla’s $15k DLC for your car, and a lot of riffs about homophobic truck owner memes in the United States. Hope you enjoy! If you’re looking for a UK strike fund to donate to, here’s one we’ve supported: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/ If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We are going to tour Australia in November, and there are tickets available for shows in Sydney: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f and Brisbane https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/trashfuture-live-in-brisbane-additional-show-tickets-396915263237 and Canberra: https://au.patronbase.com/_StreetTheatre/Productions/TFLP/Performances *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Mr. Anderson.
0:02.3	All the, all the agent Smiths are all just like fisting each other.
0:08.8	Yeah, the guy, the guy betrays them because he's like, I know, I know my brain is just sending a signal of this come isn't real.
0:14.8	You know, it's just telling me this delicious.
0:18.6	There is no nut, Mr. Andrew. So, wait, what Cypher would say is
0:23.2	Look here's the deal
0:24.8	You plug me back into the sex plant
0:26.7	Exactly
0:27.3	And I want to be someone important
0:28.6	A guy with a fucking huge hog
0:30.7	I want to be the piss guy
0:32.2	Yeah
0:33.5	You make me Sven or the piss guy.
0:38.8	I'm looking forward to the Kill James Bond Matrix show.
0:41.6	I'll say that.
0:42.5	What is it?
0:43.2	It's...
0:43.4	Recapitulate all these jokes.
0:45.2	Would it be essentially what be saying?
0:47.8	Some of...
0:48.6	It's you're looking for...
0:50.3	You're not looking for an answer.
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