Hellmark Holiday Special: Christmas Crimes & Murder [Part 1]

LOVE MURDER

Jessie Pray and Andie Cassette

True Crime, Comedy

4.6 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Welcome to Love Murder's Hellmark Holiday Special - a two-part bonus series featuring some of the wildest Christmas crimes and murders. In part 1, Andie & Jessie tell the story of: Santa Burgler gets stuck in the chimney A poor slain woman hidden under the Christmas presents Man attacked with ceramic squirrel for failing to bring home beer on Christmas Find LOVE MURDER online: Website: lovemurder.love Instagram: @lovemurderpod Twitter: @lovemurderpod Facebook: LoveMrdrPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And Jeff, it's not time for another love murder episode.
0:25.0	Nope, it's time for a love murder quickie.
0:29.0	Welcome Andy and everyone to the first Hellmark holiday special.
0:35.0	I'm Andy Kossette and I'm Jesse Prey and this is a love murder quickie.
0:41.0	Hi Andy.
0:45.0	Hi, Jessie.
0:47.0	Welcome back everyone to Love Murder, the podcast where True Crime meets Human Interest
0:52.0	and where the holidays tend to go very, very wrong.
0:56.0	You can find Love Murder on Twitter and Instagram at Love Murder Pod and on Facebook by
1:01.6	searching Love Murder Podcast. And as always if you enjoy
1:05.2	this show please love slash murder a five-star rating on your podcast app and
1:09.6	help new people discover me and Andy.
1:13.6	Okay, Jesse, so we've had a very punny holiday season,
1:18.0	Cuck Toberfest, Thanks, Killing, and now we're on to Hellmark holidays. You know it as you know not only do I like a good
1:27.3	pun but I'm a little obsessed with the holidays and I have more than a passing
1:32.1	familiarity with the Hallmark channel I'm not ashamed to admit
1:35.9	So I thought it'd be fun if for each of the next two weeks we do a quick bonus episode with some crazy Hellmark holiday Christmas crimes and
1:47.8	Hannah can you believe it? That's the best thing I could do with Hanukkah.
1:51.9	Sorry guys. Happy Hanukkah. Sorry guys, happy Hanukkah though.
1:55.0	Okay, so what we're going to do for each of these bonuses
2:00.0	will be a little murder crime sandwich.
2:02.0	Two non-lethal crimes on either side of the will be a little murder crime sandwich.
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