"Hellboy"

The Next Best Picture Podcast

Tv & Film

4.2 • 542 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

For this week's main podcast review, Josh Parham and I put ourselves through hell and endured the 2019 reboot of "Hellboy" starring David Harbour. In what is undoubtedly one of the worst films of the year, Josh and I try are hardest to find a single positive thing worth saying in our podcast review. Take a listen below to hear. Check out more on NextBestPicture.com Please subscribe on... SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/nextbestpicturepodcast iTunes Podcasts - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/negs-best-film-podcast/id1087678387?mt=2 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7IMIzpYehTqeUa1d9EC4jT And be sure to help support us on Patreon for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/NextBestPicture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You are listening to the Next Best Picture podcast, and this is our review of Hellboy.
0:09.0	On an island off the coast of Scotland, something was summoned from the depths of hell.
0:17.0	Something that would end mankind.
0:21.6	And this, uh, thing, you worried about?
0:24.6	Did it show up?
0:27.6	Oh yes.
0:33.6	You did.
0:38.3	We face every threat there is, and yet you take me in.
0:44.3	Hello, son.
0:45.3	Made me a goddamn weapon.
0:49.3	Where's my fucking violin?
0:56.0	Listen up, ladies and gentlemen. Out there's a fifth century sorceress
0:59.0	who wants to bring down the curtain on London and the world.
1:04.0	Great homework.
1:10.0	Why do you fight for those who hate and fear you?
1:13.6	You are meant for this.
1:16.6	Out of the ashes, new Eden will emerge.
1:23.6	Okay, I'd appreciate a prophecy with more relatable stags.
1:28.3	Haven't we got to be saving the world or something?
1:31.3	Yeah, okay, come on. Let's get your game face on.
1:35.3	Yeah, come on, let's do this. Be my king.
1:47.0	Be my king
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