Hellavator with Megan Gailey

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Megan Gailey (comedian/writer, I Love A Lifetime Movie podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a worm with a hundred butts, a man who was stuck on amusement park ride for 48 hours, a man who found a locked safe buried in his yard, a woman arrested for masturbating in front of chicken shop twice in a month and a man who drunk texted an aquarium! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	We at Wundry live, breathe, and downright obsess over True Crime.
0:04.0	And now we're launching the ultimate True Crime fan experience, Exhibit C.
0:09.2	Join now by following Wundry Exhibit C on Facebook and listen to True Crime on Wundry and Amazon Music.
0:16.2	Exhibit C. It's truly criminal.
0:20.2	Hello, Scottish.
0:22.0	Hello, Kurtarude. Are you ready for this?
0:25.7	I am so ready for another episode of the non-award-winning bananas podcast.
0:33.6	Shortest title we've ever started to show with, but I think it packs a punch.
0:37.6	Okay.
0:38.6	This worm has 100 bucks.
0:41.6	Yeah, it does.
0:43.2	Alright, let's get right into the 100-botterepisode of bananas.
1:13.2	Ladies and gentlemen and non-binary folks, welcome to bananas.
1:19.4	I'm Kurt Brown-Omar.
1:20.4	I'm Scotty Landis currently recording in a hotel room in Eugene, Oregon,
1:24.4	home of the University of Oregon, the only place I applied for creative writing grad student
1:30.3	to get in as a grad student and did not get accepted.
1:33.1	So, all your dreams.
1:36.2	Do they have, are they the beavers?
1:38.1	They are the ducks.
1:39.6	And the Oregon state are the beavers.
1:41.8	Oregon states the beavers.
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