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Hell on Earth - Episode 4 Teaser

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🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

The Defenestration of Prague sets the stage for protestant confrontation of the Habsburgs, but what prince would be foolhardy enough to take their crown? Subscribe today for the full episode and the rest of the series at patreon.com/chapotraphouse

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0:00.0

It's May 23rd, 1618, and Philip Fabricius is falling 70 feet through the air to his

0:08.1

almost certain death.

0:10.1

He's falling three stories out of a window of Prague Castle, along with his bosses, the

0:15.5

fanatical Catholic Lord Regions Count William Slavada and Count Yaroslav Martinets.

0:21.8

He's screaming, Jesus Maria help!

0:25.3

They are falling out of this window to their almost certain deaths because they've been

0:28.4

pushed out as a form of impromptu execution by some very, very angry Czech Protestant

0:35.2

lords.

0:36.2

They've been pushed by the Protestants because they had come with an order from Ferdinand

0:40.3

II Habsburg, the current king of Bohemia and presumptive future Holy Roman Emperor,

0:45.6

demanding the Protestant cease construction of their chapels on his Catholic royal land.

0:51.3

In that moment, the three men most likely thought they would die, but most likely could

0:55.9

not imagine the almost ten million others across the European continent who are about

1:01.2

to die due to their misfortune.

1:04.6

This is the defenestration of Prague!

1:08.0

That's a big hog!

1:11.5

The infamous dramatic, ridiculous moment that ignites the 30 years war.

1:17.3

This seemingly minor incident in the relative backwater of Bohemia will begin unraveling

1:22.2

the tenuous construction of pieces, truces and settlements across Europe, building from

1:27.0

a small dispute over Protestant privileges to a conflagration involving powers from

1:32.2

Rome to Stockholm, Budapest to Madrid.

1:35.6

This explosion of violence will be the result not just of unhealed religious divisions,

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