Helen Monks, Sardinian Bandits Stole My Homework
Drunk Women Solving Crime
Audio Always
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2018
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Actor & writer Helen Monks rises quickly through the ranks, as she joins the sozzled squad to get to the bottom of the case of ‘The Monster With 21 Faces’ – perhaps our most petulant criminal to date.
Helen also tells us about the time she and her family fell victim to Sardinian Bandits, resulting in a rather exposing experience through airport security.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello just as a heads up that as you're listening to this it's highly likely that I'll be |
| 0:04.5 | wiping sick off my shoulder and making sure there's always a new bottle on the go and this time it's got nothing to do with |
| 0:10.3 | Katie and Taylor coming over for a recording session? |
| 0:13.0 | Am I right? |
| 0:14.0 | And it's highly likely the newest member of the Force will have joined us by then |
| 0:18.0 | in the form of my daughter. |
| 0:20.0 | As I'll be busy changing nappies, again, nothing to do with Taylor and Katie, we're going to be taking |
| 0:25.3 | a little break over Christmas and New Year, so the last episode of 2023 will be on Wednesday |
| 0:30.6 | the 13th of December, and then we're back on Wednesday the 10th of December and then we're back on Wednesday the 10th of |
| 0:34.5 | January 2024 and we'll let you know more about that close to the time but never |
| 0:39.9 | fear we will be back and not only that we're also resuming our residency at 21 |
| 0:45.4 | Soo in February March April, May, and June. So why not get that special someone a ticket for their Christmas stocking? |
| 0:53.8 | So go to 21Soho.com for info and tickets. |
| 0:57.0 | Enjoy the rest of our amazing shows of 2023 |
| 1:00.0 | and see you all in the flesh next year. |
| 1:16.0 | Attention in all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 1:20.0 | Trains, now on Uber. |
| 1:23.0 | Tees and sees apply. |
| 1:24.0 | Check the Uber app. Drunk women. Drunk women. |
| 1:35.0 | Drunk women. |
| 1:36.0 | Drunk women. |
| 1:38.0 | So they cry. |
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