Hey, wonderful's welcome to episode 368 of the podcast.

That was one of those moments where I suddenly didn't believe that number

because it seemed really high.

With my guest Helen Hong, if you are a Max Fun listener,

you know her very well as one of the hosts of Go Fact

yourself and she's also a wonderful stand-up comedian. So I hope you enjoy the

episode. I am very much looking forward to the Max Fun Drive which is creeping ever

closer and I hope everyone is doing a very well indeed as we loom

towards February can you loom towards February. Can you loom towards? I mean you can loom

towards something but like what am I saying like as we shuffle toward as we draw

ever nearer I guess that's what I mean as we draw ever nearer to February. I was saying I don't have kids but I think it's maybe not similar to the thing I mean

it's obviously much less work than a kid but I think so I think a puppy is I know I know the

PC thing to say is that is like oh I don't want to equate this with having kids but I mean at least with a kid they're not

shitting literally on the floor yeah which like a baby will have a diaper on yeah no

you're right and you know and a puppy will not so you

literally have to clean up shit you have to get up every two hours to let him out.

So I could never deal with a puppy. I thought that I always would get like a two to four year old dog,

but then I ended up fostering this nine year old and discovered he is exactly at my pace.

Right.

Well, we definitely were not going to,

the dog that we, that hummed with,

replaced.

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