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Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Heist podcast. Episode 70.

70, dude. I'm Simon. And I'm Matt.

And this is a show. It's a heist podcast, as you can probably

guess, a show about heist. It's true crime without the murder. How you doing today, Matt? I'm doing good.

I'm feeling stoked about this episode. There's a lot of good stuff. We do have a lot of great stuff.

And we had a little bit of a technical... We did. A debungle.

Yes. We'd like to apologize. If you were one of the first people to download our last

episode, you probably heard a little peek behind the curtain there of us kind of...

You got raw, uncut audio. Uncut audio, yeah. So at least you got to see how the

sausage is made.

But we apologize because I imagine it probably ruined the flow a little bit.

But the episode has been replaced with a properly edited version.

So yeah, if you want to hear a better version or you haven't heard it yet, check it out.

But a few people got a little look behind the scenes on how we do our things. They did. How many takes it takes for us to get a line right sometimes. How even after we record something with awful pronunciation, they'll realize it actually takes us four even worse pronunciations to get to that one. Yeah. Yeah. Big time. Pretty good stuff. But let's get to it. Should we get into some heist news? Let's do it. All right. Heist in the news. All right. So first off the top, just want to tell everyone here that it's been a very slow heist week, heist in the news. Good for the world at large, bad for our show. Good for justice. Yeah.

Bad for a heist podcast.

I mean, we did our best. There's some good stories here, but they're not exactly, you know, movie worthy. Right. They're not right out of a Hollywood script. That's for sure. Correct. This first one actually is kind of quite sad. I can jump into it. It's from the AP and it says feds, robbery suspect, 81, wants to return to

prison because he couldn't live on his social security. Oh, man. America. America. Yeah, man. So this is in

Phoenix. An 81-year-old man who has spent most of his adult life behind bars for stealing from banks banks said he robbed a credit union in Tucson months after his release from prison because his monthly $800 Social Security payment wasn't enough to live on, according to court records.

So Robert Francis Cribs also told FBI agents that he didn't wear a disguise to the January 2018 robbery because he kind of wanted

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