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Hi,

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to another episode of Heist.

I'm Simon.

And I'm Matt.

And this is episode 64.

And today we have a special guest.

Great friend, an amazing writer on shows like The Office, Jimmy Fallon, and Last Man on Earth, our buddy, Tim McAuliffe. How's it going? How are you doing? Good. Good. How are you doing? Good, man. Thank you so much for being on this show. Oh, thanks for having me. This is fantastic. So for those of you listening for the first time, this is a show where we'll talk about all things heists and heist-related, heists in the news, and heist from history. And we got a pretty awesome one today. This one's crazy. It's a great one. Tim, thanks for coming on the show. No problem. It's awesome having you here. We have a rule on the Heist podcast.

We make sure that we always have a high standard of guests coming on the show.

And one promise we make to our viewers is that everyone on the show is an expert in heist.

We can't just bring any person on.

Right.

You know, they need to know that there's a standard of expertise that you're bringing to the to the table.

Yeah, yeah. I studied in school. So I think what, Matt, what you're getting at is,

would you share with us a heist confessional from your past? Oh, yeah, absolutely. I had a, it's funny,

actually, it's not a, it's not a heist I performed, which I think is what you guys normally do, right?

But it's a heist I was a part of in New York City. I was living there on McDougal Street, which is like the NYU sort of a student ghetto.

And it is just filled with bars and people barfing everywhere.

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