Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Go directly to jail.

Heist.

Oh, yeah. How you doing, Matt? I'm doing good, Sight. How are you doing? Good, everybody. Welcome to the Heist podcast. I'm Simon. And I'm Matt. And this is a show where we talk about heists and the people involved in Heist, Heist News and Famous Heist and All sorts of things related to Heist. Everything Heist. Thank you for joining us once again. I hope you like that teaser that we did off the top. I think we could just say it right

away is we have never received so much correspondence from people telling us about a specific

heist as this one. Yeah, this thing really blew up this week. It really blew up. It was an article

on the Daily Beast that is all about the McDonald's Monopoly heist. And, you know,

we love to listen to our listeners. And so we followed through and we're going to do an

episode on that, which I was realizing earlier that I was like, was this the best idea?

Because it implies we're retelling a story that they already have read. Yeah. I mean, I guess people just want to hear it from our words. And I think also, you know, we get a share to people and people talk about these things, but they probably don't end up actually reading the article. That's true. A lot of people don't like how to have a long article. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we're kind of, we're telling it for you so you can sit on the bus or whatever exactly yeah well thank you guys for everyone who

reached out and sent us this i can actually name the people that sent them to us just the thanks

and some of other people submitting things for this episode because we've been getting a lot of

people writing in so tiffany ben my brother ben mikey Ben, Mikey V, and Matt S. All sent in stuff

contributing to this episode. Thanks a lot. And we encourage everyone just, if you see someone

cool, send it our way and we'd love to cover it. Absolutely. Thanks also to Roger Middway,

our awesome editor and our producer, BJ on the ones and twos. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. Should we get into some scintillating heist news? Oh, let's do it. Let's do it. Heist in the news. All right, so we got some really good heist news. It's been a good week. Yeah, this is a good week. This has been a lot better than some, you know, sad weeks we've had in the past. I mean, it's no macaroni salad heist, but nothing rarely ever is.

All right, so we have a Swedish royal jewels stolen by thieves who fled in a speedboat. This has all the makins of an awesome heist.

Yeah, this is like a feature heist.

Yeah.

Feature heist caliber news.

Yeah.

This comes from CNN.

Thieves stole priceless royal artifacts in a daring raid on Swedish cathedral before escaping

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