Old man, take a look at this heist.

There's a lot to do.

We've got something to steal the whole night through.

Heist!

Heist podcast.

Okay, wow.

That was, that's, I think that's, we reached our depths, Matt. Yeah, I think we got to stop doing the song ones. That's why last time we do it. That was bad. Yeah. That was really bad. But everybody, welcome to another episode of Heist. I'm Simon. And I'm Matt. And today we have a special guest, another Matt, Matt O'Brien, a comedian from Canada, but now here in L.A. Hey, here's a song for you. I thought of a song idea that you could parry for this one, too. You remember that Eiffel 65 song? I'm blue and I... Yeah, yeah. What if it's, I'm old and I'm in need of a heist.

I'm in a need of a heist.

Oh, man.

Oh, boy, that's way better than our song.

I am an old man and I am poor.

I want some jewelry.

I'm going to steal it.

Don't give everything away quite yet.

But we should have conferred with you 10 minutes ago before we went with the Neil Young direction. Oh, spoiler alert. It's a heighted with old men. You know this. Speak up next time. I know. You're going to pull gold out like that. You're going to sit on gold like that. For anyone listening for the first time, this is a show where we uh, we get together and we talk about a heist. So, uh, pretty straightforward.

Shouldn't be any surprises. But, um, more importantly, Matt, this is your first time on the heist

podcast. First time on the heist podcast for the listener. They're both wearing leather and one's

rubbing his nipples. Uh, there's a cat. It's also wearing leather. Don't let

the behind the curtain. Don't. How dare you? There's an old cheese roasting. No one wants to see

how the magic is made. As a tradition of the heist podcast, we always ask our new guests to tell us

about some of their, you know, they know we're heist experts. Yeah. So they just want to make sure that our guests are also heist experts. Yes, I am a heist expert. So what, can you tell us about a heist from your past? Oh, gather around and I shall tell you a tale. You know, what do you, when you asked me that earlier in an email, I was like, I haven't really stolen

anything. But the biggest thing I think I stole, I worked at a restaurant. I don't want to name it,

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