One night in December 2008, three women entered Paris's Harry Winston jewelry.

After the guard let them in, one of the women pulled out a grenade and a pistol.

Right away, the guard noticed something.

The grenade was just as big as her Adams apple.

Heist!

Hoist!

Heist podcast! All right. All right. Hoist.

Heist podcast.

All right.

Wow.

What could that be about, Matt?

Intense tease.

Good tease. Only took me about five tries to get that.

Welcome to the Heist podcast, episode nine.

We're almost at 10, so we're getting there.

I'm Simon. I'm Matt matt and today we have a guest

uh our buddy andrew andrew how do you how do you how do you want to go as are you are you

andrew the human andrew the my neighbor neighbor andrew i think was a dreamer a thinker Andrew yeah

i mean just Andrew's fun okay no full name full name. You don't need Andrew. No, I don't want anyone to know my full name in the show. You were going for like a home improvement kind of neighbor. Yeah. How many followers do you have on Twitter? Because that's literally the only reason we invited you. Yeah. I think, uh, 336. Oh, no, what are we doing? But that'll get a ton of retweets.

That'll go to 600 pretty quickly. They're all value. They all have big retweeters. I also don't want to say my last name just in case anyone about this heist figures out who I am. I said it already. Oh. We'll believe you. Yeah. I want my voice. All my voice changed you. Say you have to, Hey, how's it going? Thanks for inviting me to the podcast. Andrew, the listener, they have a trust in us at this point that they need to know that like, we aren't just bringing on any old Joe to kind of come here and talk with any old straight-laced Joe.

Any old straight-laced Joe to come and talk with two heist experts like us.

So we always ask every new guest, what is the biggest heist you've pulled off in your personal

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