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Pardon My Take

Heisman Trophy Winner Joe Burrow, Week 15 Fastest 2 Minutes And Recap

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Week 15 fastest 2 minutes (2:37 - 9:38). We recap every game from Sunday. The Bills are back in the playoffs, the Patriots made it for the 11th season in a row. Jameis Winston is a Hall of Famer and we feel bad for the Lions. The Texans take control of the AFC South, and the Bears killed Big Cat again. Everyone forgot about the Chiefs, Eli farewell, Urban Meyer to the Redskins? Seahawks Panthers happened. The Blackhole had a horrible ending. Freddie Kitchens did it again but at least he knows how weeks work. Vikings basically let the Chargers lose for themselves and the Cowboys played their perfect game (9:38 - 90:11). Who's back of the week (90:11 - 99:54) and then we welcome on Heisman Trophy Winner Joe Burrow. We talk to Joe about his recruitment to LSU, the whirlwind of this past year, Coach O stories and more.  (99:54 - 117:13)


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Hey, part of my take listeners.

0:01.8

You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we break our rule. No guest Mondays for the greatest exception possible. It's the Heisman Trophy and the guy who won it in studio Joe burrow, not 24 hours after he won the

0:25.5

Heisman trophy on Saturday night.

0:27.9

He's sitting in part in my take studio. We talked to him. We talk about coach. Oh, we talked about this season, winning the Heisman everything. We also are going to recap every single game. Couple great coach. Oh, stories out of great. Oh, it's great ones. We're going to recap every game. We're going to talk about NFL week 15.

0:43.6

We got some things that have, we got some clarity on the league.

0:46.7

We got some big wins, big losses.

0:49.3

We're going to about NFL week 15. We got some things that have,

0:45.0

we got some clarity on the league.

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We got some big wins, big losses.

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Christian McCaffrey, who put his face right between two titties.

3:50.6

Kyle Allen is like that crazy guest who thinks he's part of the family already,

3:54.7

but he's really just a stage 5 cleaner.

3:57.0

Flannel and football, that's what Seattle does.

4:00.5

That was your best recap yet, guys.

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Who let Tray Wingo in this studio, Seattle 30, Panthers 24? What? Ask me that duty. Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh hard cover for the Denver Broncos It wasn't the first time Clay Travis Kelsey had a license to run free not the first time Travis had a bunch of white stuff in his hair if you don't want to say it. Tariq Hillary Clinton killed Epstein as well as the Broncos last remaining playoff. Hope, took them out with two touchdowns in the blizzard. Chief 23, the Broncos 3. In Nashville where Carlos Mencia hides, Stole Derek Henry's routine rushing for 104 yards and a touchdown. Kenny G. Stills wouldn't let Deshaun Watson take any alto sacks. Star White out, Deandre Johns Hopkins lacrosse up the Titans secondary all afternoon long, and you can keep planning the parade, Texas, because Deshaun F. Kennedy Watson avoided taking shots from the Titans' on the grassy Nolan Nashville. Texans 24, Titans 21, some spread. He could go. Vombo! In DC where Terry McClure and Michaels, a little washed up franchise that used to be good in the 80s and 90s. The Way Stars aligned for Cousin Greg Ward as his unlikely performance put a shriven

5:25.6

to the Redskins side. House of Gwayne Haskins could have packed it up, packed it in, but unsaid he jumped around and got Eagles battered out of their seats with a last second whip and a whip and a whip and a bumble as Nigel Brannum could go. Oh, the way, Eagles 37, the R1S27. Enough frozen tundra where Mitch Hedberg, Trabisky reminded everyone, Quarterbacks don't break, they just turned into running backs. And Matt Negi said in the post game, I don't have a quarterback, I just have a player who would be really mad if he heard me say that. Karen Rogers would like to speak to his manager as the up and down Packers offense stalled in the fourth but the Bears come back fell ten yard short as the Ivy League graduate Jesper Horstead proved that you could get the same education for a $1.50 in late charges at the public library in realizing you should have pitched the ball to Alan Robinson Packers 21 Bears 13 We go to Cincinnati where Stefan Stefan happy go more said the price is wrong bitch to the bangles offense as I ended through a dull ton of picks to the Patriots secondary Joe Pesci mixing and dark keys Robert DeNordo sent to the Irishman Tom Brady I hear you still houses the Patriots offense didn't put a lot of great stuff on tape But they did their job and got to win Patriots 34 the Bangalos 13 Out in the desert where everyone asked Kenyan Drake who invited you and he replied I invited myself scoring on the Browns defense like they were 18 year old backup dancers I'm talking to the man in Demir bird and I'm asking him to make some plays to the tuna six catches for 86 yards For Eddie Kitchens, more like Daddy Kitchens because his ass is fired Cardinals 38, Browns 24, put him, chill Standing on a corner, James Winston Tampa float Florida, such a fine side to see. It's an honor, my lord, her name is Martha Ford and the fan on herself, the team. Come on, Perryman, preschools, we care again. And you turn the lights down the liens Like a shun everyman Tampa Bay 38 Detroit Suburbanter In Dallas, where Dak Prescott Fitzgerald is looking to bring another star-spangled painter to Arlington Tyler Higbees and the Trap Bees Bees and the Trap did his best to keep and it's on track. But it was all Cowboys all day as a law firm of Elliott and Pollard ran up two bills on the LA's Rush Defense Cooper flip cup put on a nice solo performance but Jerry Jones is better when he's drunk and he may be drunk enough to give Jason Garrett a contract extension after this one. The Cowboys 44, the Los Angeles Rams 21. Police are offering up to $38,000 as a reward for help in finding the person responsible for stabbing a dolphin to death. This is just terrible. The dolphins body was found on Upper Capp Tviva Island in May and that Cropsey revealed this dolphin was stabbed in the head with an object similar to a spear while he was still alive and the puncture wound indicates he may have been begging for fish or other food while he was being stabbed. Giants 36, Dolphins 20. We finish in Oakland for the final game in the black hole as Garrett Cardi B got up on the stripper pole one last time and had a rumble in the Bronx against Doug Morone's Jaguars. Christopher Molta-Satty-Kami sat on raider fans hopes and dreams like they were a small lap dog crawling under his ass for war. Christopher, how could you? Darren build that wallard covered a lot of ground but wasn't able to cross over into the end zone. Take the sports boom and don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Let us be the last ones to be the first ones to say goodbye

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To the black hole. It's with a heavy heart. I say jaguar's 20 the

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