Heir to a Kite Store
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2024
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
A puzzle enthusiast calls to talk with Gethard about running her family's kite store. She breaks down the various fart-themed products she keeps behind the counter, tells Geth about the niche world of kite-flying, and describes how her store acts as a surprisingly good barometer for the country's current political climate.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who doesn't need to explain to them what a fart bomb is. |
| 0:08.0 | It's beautiful anonymous. One hour, one phone call, no names, no holds a bar. |
| 0:17.0 | I'd rather know one on one. |
| 0:20.0 | I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:27.0 | Hi everybody, it's Chris Gethick. I know not everybody loves a long intro, |
| 0:31.0 | so I just wanted to let you know if you're looking to go right to the phone |
| 0:34.3 | call I get it I'd appreciate if you might consider signing up at beautiful anonymous |
| 0:38.6 | com so I'll slip that plug in otherwise I'll tell you that the intro this week is just about 10 minutes long. |
| 0:44.8 | So if you skip about 9.5 10 minutes you'll get right to the phone call. |
| 0:48.4 | Thanks so much and enjoy. |
| 0:50.4 | Hi everybody, Chris Gethard here, welcoming you to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous. |
| 1:00.1 | I have to say thank you to everybody who listens who supports the show. We are solidly into our independent |
| 1:06.5 | era now. I can say faithfully that the show, there's been so many exciting times with the show there's been so many |
| 1:16.7 | stretches where I feel like we go on hot streaks there's different eras I can think |
| 1:20.5 | too of where I've been at in my life but I can tell you this new independent |
| 1:23.8 | era one thing I think about so consistently the show has never felt more fun to do and more |
| 1:30.3 | personal to me. |
| 1:32.6 | And as far as an evolution goes, I feel great about that and I thank you all for being a part of |
| 1:39.1 | the ride. |
| 1:40.1 | Just want to put out there, if you're someone who wants to support the show and maybe you're not looking to sign up for another monthly fee |
| 1:46.3 | Beautiful anonymous plus sounds cool, but it's not for you |
| 1:50.1 | If you are into it by the way beautiful anonymous.com as of this recording I keep you updated every week |
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