Heights Hotline | Terrible Dating Advice For Kids, Modern Inconveniences, and Revoking Man Cards
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Wondery
4.8 • 17.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
92%ers, it's time for another edition of the Heights Hotline!
On today’s episode, Jason and Travis reveal which modern convenience they could live without, we give a child some great, and then terrible, advice on how to talk to girls, and we answer the age-old question about the best way to go to the bathroom.
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| 0:00.0 | Women can't refrain from begging you. They can't help themselves. They have to eat the fruit. They have to eat the apple. They have to eat the apple. They were allowed to eat the apple. They wouldn't eat the apple. So you got to be the forbidden apple. Now, I'm not only looking for anything right now. Do that drives them insane. I'm in fifth grade. I got a lot of stuff going on. It's a tale as old as time. You're 10 years old. |
| 0:22.5 | It's called gas lighting. |
| 0:23.6 | Now, what you want to do. |
| 0:24.5 | Yeah. Do that drives him insane. I'm in fifth grade. I got a lot of stuff going on. It's a tale as old as time. |
| 0:21.8 | You're 10 years old. It's called gas lighting. Now, what you want to do? All right, can you get your hands on cigarettes? |
| 0:27.7 | You know, welcome back to a bonus episode of your favorite show, your favorite podcast, your favorite |
| 0:43.0 | brothers, New Heights, that is a wonder show. |
| 0:46.8 | And we are your host. |
| 0:48.4 | I am one brother. |
| 0:49.6 | I'm Travis. |
| 0:50.3 | This is my other brother, Jason, or I am the other brother to him because he's the first |
| 0:55.6 | brother. |
| 0:56.3 | Subscribe on YouTube, 100 plus, or wherever you get your podcast and follow the social media |
| 1:00.4 | tag at New Heights Show with 1S on all social media. |
| 1:06.4 | Jason, should I do that again or should we get right into what we have coming up? |
| 1:10.7 | I thought it sounded great, Trav. |
| 1:11.9 | On today's bonus episode, we're going to be checking the Heights Hotline to answer your off-season questions, off-off season questions. Let's get into it. All right. What do we want to go to first? Delete one modern convenience. Sure, let's go with that one. Yeah, that sounds fun. fun okay if you had to delete one modern convenience |
| 1:27.8 | forever gps streaming or online ordering what are you sacrificing oh those three GPS |
| 1:36.1 | streaming or online ordering yeah i mean what the what are we constituting is streaming |
| 1:42.9 | yeah is that anything on the internet that you're like watch like is youtube streaming because if we do cut What are we constituting is streaming? Yeah. |
| 1:44.3 | Is that anything on the internet that you're like watching? |
| 1:46.2 | Like is YouTube streaming? |
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