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I know what you're going to say.

I know what you're going to say, how come you haven't mentioned either food or Jordan in the first few minutes of the program?

Well, food, we leave for the main program, mainly because I had, what did I have yesterday? I did all sausages in batter, which they did as part of Marks and Spence's thing. To be honest with you, I mean, I sort of, I did shallow fry. I'm big into shallow frying at the moment. And they were okay. They were okay. They weren't the most excited. The fact, the better ones were the little chicken Kiev. But anyway, stuff about food, onto Jordan.

And there was no surprise there.

There was no surprise.

She's been told she's the world's worst driver,

but it obviously means nothing to her.

It's a shame, really, because I didn't think,

and I did predict actually,

there's no way they were going to send her to prison.

She's got five children.

She's got a disabled son.

And she's got a mother who's terminally ill.

But that really shouldn't come into it.

It was because she went to rehab.

But then she, I mean, she's been banned for what?

She's got to do 100 hours of community service.

Well, that'll be interesting to watch.

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