Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Calimantle Studio?

Thank you. The other day, I was visiting my good Judy Renee,

Zellweger, at the Parker in Palm Springs.

We were sipping on pina coladas and chowing down on cucumber-infused hot wings.

And just as the rays were soaking up our patchuli smothered skin,

I started to focus in on a strange little man who stood about four-foot-tin.

And he stood up and with a big grin, he said, look up.

It's the Kim Trails over the country club. And I stood up

and I gave him a big hug. And later that night, he serenaded me in the hot tub. He said,

Kelly, I'll be the compass and you be the wind because I'm rock steady and you're ever changing and I looked at Renee and she looked back at me

and I vomited. Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show. Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle

Studio? Today's guest is blessed and highly favored. She's a small, Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle studio?

Today's guest is blessed and highly favored.

She's a small town queen with big city aspirations.

She's got a million-dollar smile and soft, supple vibrations.

She left us gooped and gapped on all-stars when she snapped.

They begged, please come back, but she said, nope, that's a wrap.

She took destiny into her own hands, and now her every wish is our command.

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