It's Hito Bryant and the horny divorcee Brett Payne and you're listening to Hito Bryant

Unleashed due to the graphic nature of this program listener discretion as advised.

Remember note jacking off the Hito Bryant Unleashed. What's up Brett?

I spent so much time, I hate talking about this stuff but I spent so much time

when I was like 15 and 14 being a lesbian and a.o.l. chat rooms.

We used to, it was easier to get a woman to have cyber sex with you.

That was another woman pretending to be a lesbian.

I know. Here's a funny story. Here's a funny story. So I did spend, I did find a girl in like a

teen chat room on a.o.l. and we talked and talked and talked and she was like let me send you

a picture and sent me like what I know now is you know a picture they got off of a porno site.

Like I know that now but back then I didn't and she sent it to me and I was like oh my god this

girl's hot so I printed it and folded it up and carried it in my back pocket for like weeks.

That's tight. You were in love. I had a girlfriend. My charisma online.

Yeah we did the most heinous thing I ever did is we would also pretend to be girls and then

cyber with our friends and then we would print them out and bring it to school.

And we would, we would get them to, we were like we told this one guy put your nose in me

and then he would just like oh I'm blowing baby I'm blowing I'm blowing and we would just say

that's him all the time. Dude that dude was so cool. He laughed it off and today like he's living

his life to the best. He was so cool about it but I feel telling the stories. Yeah I felt so

bad about it but he was like he thought it was funny as fuck. Yeah Def Corn 420 had some pretty

crazy cyber sessions. I got to tell you. Def Corn 420 I wish I could look back on those. Those

are probably humiliating. So what we're going to do is we're going to start going through

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