From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center,

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

Uber just announced that you could now have drivers deliver your return packages

to the post office FedEx or UPS.

That makes sense.

At night they drive drunk people and in the morning they drive to the stuff that the drunk people ordered.

That's pretty funny.

Perfect.

That is pretty good.

That's handy.

That's my least favorite part of the modern economy ordering stuff.

It's great that Amazon really paved the way for this.

You can return anything anytime and we make it easy.

We got the label.

Yes, I still find it difficult to like, I got to get it in the package and put the label on

and then I got to get to the post office and I just stand in line.

I know.

I did that for one of the first times in my adult life, which is fairly pathetic.

Often I'll just keep the stuff.

Yep.

I've got even in the closet till I don't feel guilty anymore than donate it.

...