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The Jason Manford Show

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The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford and Steve Edge return with stories of audiences behaving badly, Octopuses arms and huge rats. Plus find out how you could be a millionaire by pretending to be a giant!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness, that's steamy. Jason Manford.

0:34.2

Absolute Radio.

0:35.8

We're real music matters.

0:38.0

Good morning, it's the Jason Manford show on absolute radio.

0:41.4

How are you?

0:42.2

How's it going? How's your Sunday morning how's

0:44.7

your weekend bin how's your week bin what's going on Steve's here how's it

0:48.8

go Steve it's a lot of questions early in the morning I'm a bit delirious today.

0:55.0

Yeah.

0:56.0

And we haven't even decided what to have a breakfast yet, let alone all those things.

0:59.0

I don't know.

1:00.0

I had a forkful of carrot cake that I found in a box in the kitchen.

1:08.0

Inside your house, okay.

1:10.0

That's why I had from my breakfast this morning.

1:13.0

Right.

1:14.0

Where's the thoughtful?

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