Hebrews 5-10
Thomas and the Bible
Thomas Smith
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🗓️ 5 August 2016
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | last week on Thomas in the Bible. We made it to episode 250 and with only 10 soads to go, Thomas is giddy. |
| 0:09.5 | Philemon is yet another letter from the Pesald in jail, but it is short. He gets right down to business and sends a slave Onisimus back to his master Philamon. |
| 0:17.0 | On to Hebrews, which seems to be a reboot of the old testicle laws made to be more palatable to the Christians, as if bacon wasn't enough. Then there's some stuff about how Jeebus would totally make Moses' bitch if Pushever came to shove. And then, as Thomas says, more religious crap. So, once again, the only exciting thing is that the next bookpole is still neck and neck and neck. How would Jeeba's vote? |
| 0:37.7 | Who cares? |
| 0:38.5 | But get your say in at Thomas in the Bible.com slash poll. |
| 0:42.4 | Maycos Harloss, Hara, consult your doctor before voting. |
| 0:47.5 | Kevin's so good. |
| 0:49.2 | You may have heard some people, some background weird noises and stuff. |
| 0:53.5 | Like I mentioned, Kevin's on vacation. |
| 0:55.9 | He's in exciting places abroad, places that I didn't even know existed. And he's still |
| 1:02.2 | recording these intros, which I think is just hilarious and awesome and really cool. So, |
| 1:06.4 | thanks, Kevin, for that. Great as usual. We're on Hebrews, and, man, he mentioned |
| 1:13.1 | Thomasandbibbibble.com slash poll. Boy, is it close. It is really close. And lots of |
| 1:22.1 | votes counted, too. I'm amazed for how many votes have been counted, or rather cast, I guess, they've all been counted. |
| 1:30.2 | Computer didn't forget to count some of them. The computer programs, like, |
| 1:35.6 | hmm, should I count that? Ah, I'll get to it later. But anyway, for how many votes have been cast, |
| 1:40.0 | I'm amazed how close it is. It is still like a handful of votes either way. Again, let's see. |
| 1:46.4 | Off the top of my head, it's the, it's the Scientology book, right? It's the, yeah, Dianetics, |
| 1:55.9 | Book of Mormon. No, not Book of Mormon. Dianetics, the books that didn't make the Bible and the Quran. |
| 2:02.5 | And, uh, who, it's really close. So cast your vote if you'd like to and decide the future of |
| 2:10.1 | Thomas in the Bible. And yeah, we're on Hebrews 5 through 10 today. So I guess we'll go ahead |
| 2:16.0 | and get to the reading. Now, like most of the |
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