Hopefully no washing machines, no new girl today.

I have a small cup of coffee beside me to, to, what's the word, reinforce me?

No, that's not the right word, is it?

As you can see, probably need more than the coffee we're both a bit

bleary this morning i didn't wake up until 25 past nine and it's now 10 o'clock so um you'll have

to forgive us but this is going to be a bumper edition of the for the many podcast because hey

there's been general election hello good evening good afternoon

good morning and welcome to the not the pen ultimate but whatever the third ultimate for the

many podcast of the year is recorded two days after Boris Johnson's massive victory you're're supposed to say something then? Oh, sorry. I was carried

away by the idea of you somehow or another being down with the youth. And I was also just thinking,

oh, wouldn't it be nice if I'd just woken up this morning, you know, for the first, after the first

sleep that I'd had in 48 hours. And it had all been a bad dream and it hadn't really

happened, but unfortunately it has. So today, we can talk at length about how it happened,

why it happened, and what's going to happen next. Is that like a little fairy music box you've got there, Ian?

What?

Didn't you just hear a little, there was a little tinkling, tinkle?

I haven't had a tinkle for a long time.

Well, it wasn't me.

Well, it wasn't me.

I haven't got any sounds here.

I've just got Bubba laying beside me and dude on the back of the couch behind me.

So I don't think they tinkle.

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