Good morning from hell, it is I, Commander Clayton, brother of Satan and Secretary of War, for Hell's Army.

And I'm Chris, and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell.

That's right, you got a lot of good energy, Chris, and I'm liking this. You're coming in hell. That's right. You got a lot of good energy, Chris, I'm liking this. You're coming in big big big,

coming in strong. So this is the big day. This is the big day. We're here on the battlefield,

here in purgatory, about to kick some angel ass. The great battle between heaven and hell,

where we have millions of hell's army

are all gathered here on the battlefield.

Oh yeah, four horsemen really came in clutch there at the ends.

The final hour, you know, you know, we... horseman really came in clutch there at the end.

The final hour, you know, you know, we didn't think we'd have much of an army to come

with, but you know, they really brought it.

So we got everybody out here.

You're gonna be hearing lots of people today yeah almost like a big

finale with a tons of guest voices it'll be like that yeah it'd be like it'd be like

it's like the Avengers in-game battle but like way cooler and way higher production value because it's real.

Yeah we don't have to do any CGI.

If we did it would look better.

Oh for sure for sure. you got your your tank it's a little

smaller than I thought it might yeah it's a little bit smaller it's the the

Amazon listing was very deceptive I thought I was getting a full-sized tank military grade

This is a power wheels tank.

Uh-huh. Yeah, but you know, it still looks good, right? Yeah, I mean from afar or like, or maybe up close, maybe without, it looks good, it looks realistic can it shoot it should

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