Tomahawk cigarettes and discount rockets present, Heaton and Monkey, Yule Tide Spiceovers, filmed

in front of a live studio audience, featuring Andrew Heaton as himself, Sir Ernesto

Chintelli Bridgerton Jr. as Special Agent Monkey, with special guest stars Orson

Wells, Emma Stone, and George Santos.

Parental Advisory.

This episode contains sexual content and gratuitous swearing, also British accents.

Spiceovers, Heaton and Monkey,ping bad guys on Christmas

Spy solvers monkey and heaton

Welcome to Snuffies where your waiter or waitress takes your order and delivers it to you on horseback. Did you guys change the logo? Didn't it used to have an old-timey horse next to an old-timey fat guy wearing a barrel? I don't want to talk about it? It's not that big a deal. You guys changed it once. It used to be a fat guy in a barrel next to an old-timey horse in blackface and then I don't know why it was in black face. It was a black horse

It was a very weird logo. I said I don't want to talk about it

Jesus someone just threw a brick through the window and there's a note on it bring back the horse logo or so help me I'll release the real Epstein list.

Oh God, this is a third threatening break today. Don't worry, miss. I'm sure someone will

dispatch the National Guard soon. Vaping or non-vaping section. Actually, do you have any space

in the spy section? I'm meeting a fellow operative for a clandestine meeting.

Yes, I think we have one booth left.

Thank you for joining me on such short notice, Chief.

Short notice is fine, but couldn't we just meet at the White House?

Usually, yes, but we had to blow up the White House parking garage to make room for another ballroom. Then we blew up the ballroom to build a UFC fighter stage. Then we thought we saw a Venezuelan, so... Blammo. It's fine. I knew what I was getting into when I accepted the nomination for Chief of Intelligence of the Fish and Wildlife Department. Why the hell am I here? It's the third night of Hanukkah and my dreidel hand is getting antsy. Ancy! We have a situation. Do you remember when someone broke into the Louvre and stole Napoleon's crown jewels and Merkin? Yeah, I saw a lot of news-slash-twerking updates about that on TikTok. The crown jewels weren't the real target. Someone got away with President Biden's autopen, and until we catch them, they'll continue

exonerating all the bad boys and girls and wrongfully convicting all the good boys and girls.

I'm not sure I care.

And you know I'm Jewish, right?

Like I mentioned, the Dradle thing?

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