Heaton and Monkey: Yuletide Crimesolvers (1987)
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2024
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Rebroadcast of the cult classic 1987 Christmas special of “Heaton and Monkey: Crimesolvers,” a groundbreaking police drama.
Cast: Andrew Heaton, Andrew Young, Josh Jennings, Brian Sack, Jack Helmuth, Justin Robert Young, Anna Gorisch, Hilary Mann, Austin Bragg, Brett Weaver, and Brian Brushwood.
Previous Specials:
A Rugged Snuffy’s Christmas - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-rugged-snuffys-christmas/id1439837349?i=100063936198
Snuffy's Explosion-Proof Christmas - https://politicalorphanage.libsyn.com/snuffys-explosion-proof-christmas
A Rather Snuffy's Christmas - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-political-orphanage/id1439837349?i=1000545755269
A Grander Snuffy's Christmas - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a-grander-snuffys-christmas/id1439837349?i=1000503286243
Another Snuffy's Christmas - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/another-snuffys-christmas/id1439837349?i=1000460559897
A Very Snuffy's Christmas - https://politicalorphanage.libsyn.com/ep-30-a-very-snuffys-christmas-0
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and Merry Christmas, everyone, from yours truly Andrew Heaton. I know we do a Christmas |
| 0:06.8 | special every year, and a lot of folks look forward to it, I certainly do, but this year, |
| 0:12.5 | between the election and the move and putting the musical and the Garrison-Keeleur episode together, |
| 0:18.7 | I really just didn't have time to assemble a variety show. |
| 0:24.2 | So instead, we're going to do a rerun. |
| 0:27.4 | And don't worry, it's a fun rerun. |
| 0:29.6 | It is the Christmas episode of the police procedural I did back in the 1980s, |
| 0:36.7 | which I just relistened to before uploading it, and I think it is just |
| 0:41.8 | as fresh and relevant as today. Happy holidays, and please enjoy this 1987 rebroadcast of |
| 0:51.3 | Heaton and Monkey Yul Tide Crime Solvers. He, Heaton, Monkey, get in here, crime solvers. |
| 1:33.7 | What is it, Chief? |
| 1:34.5 | Looks like we got another murder in the meat stuffing district. |
| 1:37.5 | Oook-a-uk. |
| 1:38.2 | We'll check it out after the precinct Christmas party. |
| 1:40.3 | Go now. |
| 1:41.2 | The FBI and CIA are on their way, and I want to avoid a jurisdiction fight. |
| 1:46.2 | On it! |
| 1:55.7 | Well, Monkey, there's the body. Check for a pulse. We should also look for its head and keep your eyes peeled for |
| 2:01.5 | pocket change in general and any salvageable cigar box. Oook, ook. It's over here in the ditch. Agent Phillips, |
| 2:07.6 | FBI. Damn it. The feds are already here. Heaton and monkey crime solvers. Let's get something |
| 2:13.1 | straight, Phillips. This is your turf. We don't want to have to do any additional work on Christmas |
| 2:18.6 | Eve. Ucuk! Or Hanukkah. Not so fast, crime solvers. Seems like a pretty straightforward |
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