Heather McMahan

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.2 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Comedian Heather McMahan talks to Whitney about how her boobs ruined her golf career, the Chilean mafia, and the comforting porn she discovered on her dead dad's computer. Heather's podcast ABSOLUTELY NOT comes out every Wednesday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dr. Maddie.
0:02.7	My dogs, Mona, Frank, and Ludo love Dr. Maddie.
0:08.0	Dr. Marty Pets, Nature's Blend.
0:11.4	It's designed to mimic what your dog would actually eat in the wild, minus the snakes.
0:17.2	Nature's Blend is pantry safe, no refrigeration necessary.
0:21.3	Once you feed Nature's Blend to your dog, they'll dive right in and they'll love every bite, too.
0:26.6	Nom, nom, nom. For a limited time, say 50% off your first order, go to Dr. Marty Pets.
0:32.4	.com slash Whitney. That's Dr. dr. Marty.
0:36.0	M-A-R-T-Y Pets.com slash Whitney.
0:39.2	Or text Whitney to 511-511. Plot twist.
0:44.0	They offer 100% 90-day return of your purchase price.
0:50.3	Text Whitney, wh-i-t-n-e-y.
0:53.4	Also text me because I'm lonely. But text that to 511-511 or go to Dr. Marty Pets.
0:59.6	.com slash Whitney today and say 50% off your first order.
1:04.4	Disclaimer, text fees may apply.
1:06.8	You may receive up to one additional text.
1:10.0	Text stop to opt out.
1:16.0	Hey, bop, bop, bop, it's us.
1:18.2	Thank you so much, Heather, for putting up with us needing to reschedule this.
1:23.1	52004.
1:24.8	Literally 2,0004.
1:27.2	It's fine. I am so obsessed with you.
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