When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. Doug said it was dumb, but maybe I'm dumb because I enjoy it. Maybe. I'm just talking about the news. We don't talk about the news here. No, just sex. There's got to be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Because we have that here. Oh, God, who is it? Me. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

In today's episode, Heather McMahon and Jackie Schimmel join the show.

We talk about mall piercings, unfamiliar sayings, and flip-flops.

First of all, how are your ears feeling today?

Not great.

What happened over the weekend?

Well, Aunt of the Year, I went and got my ears pierced at a Valley Clairs with my

six-year-old niece.

She was nervous.

I volunteered.

I had to go through with it.

They're not feeling great.

So you did two, so it should so the third piercing on each side.

Oh, God.

And you said that a woman dressed as a cat pierced your ear?

Yeah, she was a furry.

No, seriously.

Yeah.

She had a tail.

She had ears.

She was wearing a collar and little ears and little like, I don't know, not like a mitten, but like little cat claw things. Like a cover. Yeah. Almost like a fingerless glove with fur. I've seen it. Exactly. But is that a Claire's thing? No. No. No, I think it's specific to that piercer. Yes. And they let her show up dressed as a cat. When I agreed to get my ears fierce, she was not on the floor.

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