When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

For the last is a decade, you've been covering disasters.

That's right.

That's why he's here.

The math ain't mass and the gay ain't gay in.

Later, you're going to need to do maintenance.

Why?

To be attractive for who?

Oh, for us.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Heather McMahon and Jackie Schimel joined the show. We talk about kitchen sex, cruise deaths, and ungrateful street musicians. Good morning. Comedian. I think you're funny. I mean, I'm hilarious. I'm not a comedian. How do you introduce yourself? I think you're funnier. Just a great girl with a hard of a old. Shut up. No, I think you're funny than most comedians. I mean, I totally agree with you. Relax. All right. You're a lot funny with Heather. Listen, when you're right, you're right. But I can't claim comedian. Heather McMahon. You went on tour. Yeah, but I wasn't doing a tour. I don't do stand-up. Were you sitting down? Yes. For parts of it, yes. Most of it. Heather, I'm surprised you made it because I, I mean, you just kind of rolled in a few minutes ago. And I am a very punctual person.

So I apologize.

I don't know what's going on with the ride share situation here in the greater Los Angeles area. I had three Ubers cancel on me. And then it was like a 20 minute wait. You have a shit rating. No, my rating's perfect. Heather, prove it. Prove it. Prove it, Heather. Okay. You said it was perfect.

I was worried, though.

I was, when I heard about the Spirit Airlines bankruptcy, I thought, is Heather going to make it? Were they able to rebook you? 4.91. Wow. That's disgusting. And I'll show you, that's on Uber. Let's look at my lift. You know what? I hate you all.

And on there, where's the radio? Oh, see, she's filibustering. Shut up. It's perfect here, too. How do you find it? I think you're looking at Jeff's rating. Yeah. What's yours? I don't know. Shane, look it up. Oh, I don't know mine either. I'm scared. Shane, look it up.

Now, in my defense, when I was living in London,

I had to cancel a lot of Uber's because they're so slow there. Yeah.

I do. Oh, I don't know mine either. I'm scared. Shane, look it up. Now, in my defense, when I was living in London, I had to cancel a lot of Ubers because

they're so slow there. Yeah, I do cancel a lot, and that could affect my rating. Mine, okay, minus 4.9. That's, I get impatient and I cancel. So that. You're 4.91. What? Okay, that's surprising to me. My lift rating is a 5.0.

You're just, you're a sick bitch.

I can't look that up because I don't Okay, that's surprising to me. My lift rating is a 5.0.

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