Heather McMahan | Hilarious Comedy Bits, Bumblebee Dads, and Life as the Breadwinner!

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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#778. Kaitlyn Bristowe welcomes the hilarious Heather McMahan for an episode full of laughs and chaos. Heather dives into her new Netflix special, "Breadwinner," where she jokes about making more money than her husband Jeff. She also shares her go-to therapy routine—looping around a Target parking lot blasting Rage Against the Machine. Things get interesting when Kaitlyn tells a story about a horse, leading to Heather's unfiltered commentary that will leave you in stitches. Plus, Heather makes a hilarious plea to Mark Cuban to be her new "daddy." You won't want to miss this rollercoaster of an episode! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Brooks Running Shoe: Feel like you can run forever! Visit brooksrunning.com to learn more! Chewy: That’s Chewy.com/vine to save $20 on your first order with free shipping. Minimum purchase required. New customers only. Terms and conditions apply. See site for complete details. LMNT: Receive a free LMNT Sample Pack with any order when you go to DrinkLMNT.com/OFFTHEVINE or use promo code off the vine at check out. Progressive: Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive. EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS (6:32) – Heather shares her go-to therapy routine: looping around a Target parking lot while blasting Rage Against the Machine. (13:10) – Heather talks about the spiritual connection she has with her late father through bumblebees. (16:24) – Kaitlyn tells an interesting story about a horse, and Heather’s hilarious reaction will have you in tears. (28:33) – Heather makes a pitch to Mark Cuban, asking him to be her new "daddy." (39:43) – Heather reflects on the rise of characters in comedy and how she used to open her shows as Brenda Carlisle, Mississippi's #1 real estate agent.

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0:35.6	slash off the vine or use promo code vine at check out and progressive code at
0:39.3	progressive com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive.
0:43.0	Off the Vine.
0:47.0	Hey everybody, welcome to Off the Vine.
0:52.0	I'm your host. I don't know why I say I'm your host
0:53.6	Caitlin Russo every time you know who I am by this point buckle up I don't even know
0:59.3	buckle up for this hilarious conversation Heather McMahon she does not fail to make, my gut hurts, my
1:05.2	belly hurts, my body hurts from laughing so hard, like I just feel like we got into everything.
1:09.8	There's nothing we didn't talk about. It was like everything from therapy to I'm not even
1:13.1	gonna say the other things you'd have to listen otherwise I might get
1:15.2	canceled right on the spot because you just take this and plop it on a headline
1:18.4	but just listen if you want a good belly laugh and just to feel so much better about life listen to this
1:23.8	podcast. I just did EMDR therapy like two hours ago. Okay. I thought like, oh God, how am I going to have
1:30.7	energy to bring for this podcast?
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