Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Can you hear me? Hello, hello. Okay, I think this is good, maybe. How's this? Okay, that's better. I'm playing with fire here, girls. I'm on one bar left of my batteries. I'm going to keep this year and I'm going to check because I forgot to bring my batteries down. What the fuck is new? If it's not one thing, it's another.

If it's not another thing, it's one thing. But we are resilient. If worst comes to worse,

I guess I won't even talk about it, knock on wood. As you can see, my shirt says, sad mommy.

Aren't we all a little sad?

Aren't we all just a little sad inside?

Maybe some more than others, me.

And as you can see, I'm also on a heating pad for reasons I'm not yet

ready to discuss I'm sorry you'll find out at one point or another but not right now but it does

remind me I'm obviously rewatching all the seasons of real housewives of New York when nothing else

is to watch because we're going to be talking about heated rivalry today. So now I'm done and now I don't know what to binge. So I think it's like season 12 or 13

that I love to rewatch. It's the season with Jules. I feel like she was so underrated. She was

only there for one season. She kind of like she was a mellow to the storm of Bethany Frankel. Good friends with

Durenda. She was funny. She was scared of everyone. I think she was relatable and she hurt her

coochie bad. I forget what happened to her, but remember she went to go see a plastic surgeon.

He's like it's the worst it's ever seen.

Split her labia, her hole in half.

Swollen.

Painful to the touch.

That's not what's going on with me, but it did remind me. So let's commence.

Starving.

Ah, okay. Heated rivalry.

At first I was like, I don't know if I have enough to say about the show.

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