Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

Hi, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every single week we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

We love to introduce you to members of our church staff and people from our community,

and I always find it to be a treat and a treasure.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome Gray House.

I've got a feeling that Christ is healing me. Howie? How are you?

Oh, I'm so glad to hear it.

Yeah, and I'm sorry about whatever's going on with my eyes and skin. We had a, our winter baptisms that were happening in the jacuzzi's

out back. Really bad case of folliculitis going around and everyone is just absolutely destroyed by

this stuff. And so I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm not breaking out. This is actually a disease, and it comes from having,

you know, a bunch of dirty teenagers who didn't take baths getting into hot tups. Sorry about that.

Well, winter baptism is blessed, blessed, blessed, and I hope you feel better soon. Thank you. I mean,

I actually feel okay. It just looks horrifying. I can't, and that's why I'm wearing a face mask. And this is not, this is one of my ice friends gave me this. This is not, you know, for sickness. And just for the listeners out there, it's not a face mask like you wore in COVID. It's a face mask like you wear when you're, you know, robbing a bang. That's right. Well, I can't wait for our next guest. Well, just like

Jesus is towing people right out of the grips of hell and into the gates of heaven,

our guest today is towing people for Christ. It's my friend Marley Crackers. How you doing today,

Marley? Well, thank you so much for having me on the

podcast. I'm glad to be here. Oh, this is great. Awesome to have you, Miley. Now, people will know

Miley because when you show up, usually it's in the packing lot during service and you are helping

us get rid of people who don't stay between the lines. Isn't that right? That's right.

You all have painted the lines very clearly in the parking lot and there's lots of signage all

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