Heartbeat Trolling Everyone All the Time
The Vergecast
Vox Media Podcast Network
4.3 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2015
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay. Let's just get this out of the way. I am exhausted. Pass the point of rational thought. |
| 0:14.8 | I'm doing the thing when I'm really tired or my voice is gravely and when Sam heard it in his |
| 0:19.1 | headphones he just looked up and said, oh whiskey, Neely. But it's not because I had fun yesterday. |
| 0:25.6 | It's because I literally took a 24-hour trip to Seattle, which involves riding on planes, |
| 0:31.9 | like non-stop planes. Like Wilson Seattle. Yeah, what does it see? I don't know. |
| 0:36.4 | That's a huge diss to the people of Seattle. No, I will say this. Here's what a number of |
| 0:42.8 | things happen to me in Seattle. And you won't hear about any of the important ones until later. |
| 0:50.4 | But here's a few things to happen to me in Seattle. I still have Wisconsin ID. |
| 0:55.7 | This is true. Isn't that illegal? No, I don't know. It sounds like it should be illegal. |
| 1:01.7 | I do. So I've had it forever. Because every time I move I'm like, I should get in, |
| 1:07.3 | then I move again. By like four years into living somewhere, I live here and then I move again. |
| 1:12.1 | So your photo is from when you were like 21? Yeah. I mean, I just look bad. |
| 1:19.0 | I definitely look like I was hungover and went to the DMV. |
| 1:21.1 | I saw this idea. So everywhere I went in Seattle, like checking into the hotel or like |
| 1:28.3 | going to the legal weed dispensary with our video team, which is basically an Apple store for weed. |
| 1:33.2 | I don't start weed. I'm really terrible at it. But we just want to like check it out because it's |
| 1:36.8 | legal there. And I was like, this is seriously, I can't. Anyway, so you get off the ID. |
| 1:40.3 | And everywhere I went in Seattle, they're like, oh, Packers fan, huh? And then they were super |
| 1:44.8 | rude to me because it's because Packers went to see it. And they were like mad. It was like, |
| 1:50.2 | that's one thing. But you are a Packers fan. That's not incorrect. And then I was rude to them back. |
| 1:55.2 | But I had numbers. I was like, come to Wisconsin and say that. But then I have to go. Anyway, |
| 2:01.2 | so that happened. And then the other thing was that we went to this Apple store for weed. |
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