Heart To Hell!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your legs! Don't fear the butt hole Pumice stone We don't want the crowd to turn on us Netflix is a joke Get TCB to host Netflix is a Joke 2025 Don't give Bryan a master mute button The Roast of Tom Brady Strip mall jack shacks Bryan launches accusations Show research Bryan KNOWS sports!!!!! Heart in Charlotte They’re going straight to hell LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Our anus is a useful thing indeed.
0:04.3	The anus gives relief in time of need.
0:08.0	We all have an anus, so no matter what you've heard, remember that anus is the proper word.
0:18.7	On this episode of the commercial break. Last i checked heart is not on every turn of my
0:25.5	instagram real do you know what i'm saying right it's taylor fucking swift it's uh ariana grande it's
0:31.2	olivia rodrigo it's you know it's bad bunny it ain't heart. Because the average age of a heart listener is 97.
0:41.2	I mean, I don't think there's any fear that the heart listeners are going to stand up
0:46.8	and cause destruction in this world.
0:49.5	That's wild.
0:50.5	They've got knee problem.
0:51.8	They can't even run fast.
0:54.7	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:00.3	Yeah, boy!
1:02.6	Oh, yeah, cats are kittens.
1:04.0	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:05.8	I'm Brian Green.
1:06.6	This is my dear friend and the traveling Wilbury of the show.
1:09.8	Chris and Joy Hordley.
1:11.1	Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Let us delay no longer. Let us waste no time. Let us get right into it because I have big news. Big news on the podcast front. Breaking news for Brian. Breaking news. You heard it here laugh. I was right. This is like the third time in the show's history
1:28.7	I'm able to say that I was right. This is like the third time in the show's history.
1:31.9	I'm able to say that I was right about something, anything.
1:33.2	Really quite frankly.
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