Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. Redwood edition. We're in the woods. We have escape

to the woods. I'm already over it. How long have we been here? A month. We've been here

a month due to the strange scheduling of this podcast. You may have thought we were still

at home, but no, we've been in the woods for a month. You don't like it? Well, I just found

out that there's a mountain line on the street. And so now, you know, that was at low point,

I guess. When I'm on vacation or at least trying to quote get away, I don't want to also be

like protecting my child and three dogs from a monster. We did find out from a neighbor

that there is what she described as a bold mountain line who just comes right up to your

door. It ate her cat and her dog. And here's the most important thing her pussy. No, this

is the most important thing why I'm really scared is because the second night we were

here, I heard this loud banging on the door. I woke up. I told Moche and he was like,

oh, you're crazy. And then he heard it three times. And then my friend, my friend who

talked to the mountain lion lady, she said that's what they do. They do like a, like a, I can't

do it. It's like a, yeah, we know what a stick. I know, but I'm just saying, it's like, it's

like a stick. Did you say or with sometimes they like with a stick, they're going to know,

but mountain lions don't have sticks that they bang on wall. His cane. I don't know what he's

walking around with his cane. I'm kidding. But I mean, I think as a top hat in the monaco,

that now even that I wouldn't like, but it does sound better. It sounds like that was what

that was. It could be. Moche is like, oh, I could have been, you know, you have no proof it was

the mountain lion. Well, who was it? We're in the woods. If it was a person, I guess I'm more

scared. It could have been a stick. It could have been anything. A stick. Yeah, the wind. It was,

okay. Well, that was a low point. Well, we, what about the high points? We are on my ancestral land.

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