Heart of the Ocean State (Jake Cornell on RHORI and Summer House)
Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast
Sarah Galli
4.3 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
In the words of poet laureate Kelly Clarkson, "a moment like this, some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this." Sarah watches the RHORI premiere ep and immediately throws the Ocean State a "we ahhh numbahhh oneee" parade. Inspired by the red confetti that is a scratch and sniff for marinara (and passerby dressed as clams), she realizes the only way to properly begin this journey is with a fellow Rhody Bravoholic, comedian Jake Cornell. Sarah and Jake pour themselves an Awful-Awful next to glasses of coffee milk and also Del's (the holy trinity), and deep dive the newest new beginning: their fave members of the cast, franchise purity scales, the Housewives tradition of hiding skeletons and doing reality TV, Kelsey's rumored boyfriend (a genuine family institution in RI), the difficulty of "staying the same" once one begins reality TV, their interactions with the cast at the RHORI premiere party in NYC, and accountability as deflection, including with the latest rumors/reactions about Amanda, West, and Ciara and Summer House. Look under your seat, Sarah placed a small bottle of Autocrat for true RHORI immersive theatre - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 779!
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| 0:00.0 | It's my favorite time of year. |
| 0:02.1 | Not just a new beginning for the cast of New Jersey. |
| 0:05.0 | It is Way Day at Wayfair. |
| 0:07.3 | From April 25th through the 27th, you can score the best deals in home, |
| 0:12.5 | like up to 80% off with free shipping on everything. |
| 0:16.6 | Wayfair makes it easy to find exactly what you're looking for, |
| 0:20.3 | from my faves, furniture and decor, |
| 0:22.6 | to home improvement and outdoor essentials. And it's all on sale during Way Day. And the best part, |
| 0:29.0 | everything ships fast and free during Wayday. Plus, you can shop with Wayfair verified, |
| 0:34.4 | aka your shortcut to the good stuff. I have Wayfair pieces throughout my apartment. |
| 0:40.3 | Two of my favorites are the lighting fixtures in the living room and clothis, both totally different, |
| 0:45.6 | as are the styles in each room. The living room, Parisian, mid-century modern, and the clofus pops of |
| 0:51.9 | color. Wayfair makes it simple to narrow down exactly what works |
| 0:56.1 | for your style and budget. And they have installation and assembly services available for a truly |
| 1:01.6 | stress-free experience. Way Day is the sale to shop the best deals in home. We're talking up to 80% |
| 1:09.3 | off with fast and free shipping on everything. |
| 1:12.5 | Head to Wayfair.com, April 25th through the 27th to Shop Wayday. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R-com. |
| 1:21.7 | Wayfair, every style, every home. |
| 1:28.8 | Don't burst my bubler, or you'll get a bad ride in this car. |
| 1:37.1 | Cranston might be home, but I'll go anywhere for a good time. |
| 1:40.7 | Oh, I love it. |
| 1:42.4 | Wait, Bubbler is so funny because I, like, bubbler to me is I moved to Vermont when I was seven from Cranston. And I remember, like, one of the first moments was I'm asking my teacher, where's the bubler? And she looked at me like, I was fucking crazy. And then my mom, my mom kind of like, was like, he means water fountain. And I was like, no, I fucking don't. Where the fuck is the bubler? |
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