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Hello, folks.

Now, yet again, I find myself at the start of the show having to talk to you all about manscaped, the people who like to provide you with the equipment to shave your equipment. Now, it has been mentioned

in the past that I sound less than enthusiastic when I do these things, and I don't know how

that came to be because I think these are great products.

These are wonderful products.

I just think that, you know, as a Scottish Presbyterian, that the fact that so many you engage

in sort of behaviour is just a real sign of the decline of a once proud people.

But that's just me. That is just me. But,

you know, if you're one of these non-godfearing people who are quite happy to go about with

your balls looking as though it's a slightly disappointing turkey dinner, that is cool.

That is cool. And Manscape's best selling product is the Performance Package 4.0, which is at the top of, I'm sure, your partner's wish list this year. Inside, you get the lawn more body trimmer. It's the best trimmer on the market for your bum at your butt. Your butt, you shave your butt. Jesus. And the weed whack at Earon Nose Trimmer, which I do like because I'm getting to that stage where my ears are growing and getting hair hair, which is odd because as a human I'm getting smaller and certainly de-haerifying in the head area. But yes, if you want to get the full love of a cherished loved one next to you whose testicles you've

often looked at and thought I like him but my god those balls are ferociously hairy.

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