If laughter is a journey, this man's the tour guide. We've been more, I think, the stupid scale. We've been to the right of the average today. And you're leading it. Thank you. I take a lot of pride in that. It's Big El Mac on the Kidcratic Morning Show. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out.

Here us out.

Here us out. Our phone number is 800, Kid Live. 800, 5, 4, 3, 5, 4. 8. 8005 gig it. I think I'm on boarded with Ashton. Hi, Ashton. Hello. Hi there. All right, we want to hear you out. it's on your mind.

Okay, so I don't know if you guys remember,

but a few months ago,

my husband, his name was Matthew, he called in talking about an adult stroller. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So he was actually calling because I was pregnant at the time. And now my daughter is here. She's healthy. She's great. And Matthew, if you're listening to this on the way to daycare drop off, I'm with you. I understand you. I'm so jealous of my daughter's stroller every time we put her in there. And she's got like her nice fan blowing on her. She's got her sippy cups. She's just living life, living large, and I need that.

It's called walking in first class, I think. Yeah. Maybe it's literally had it so easy. I'm like,

you're living it up. Yeah. I mean, realistically, when I'm at the airport and I see the little

cart go by with the people on it, you know, that, beep, beep, excuse the car, please. I'm kind of envious of those people. Or even when you see the person, right when you're getting off the plane and there's a wheelchair and a person just sits down on it and I'm like, I kind of want that. Yeah, that'd be great. Could you take me to my car, please? I'm just exhausted. I feel you. I'm exhausted from flying. Ashton, thank you for your call. Have a wonderful day.

And before you say,

that's a wheelchair. No, she's talking about a stroller. We can lay back now. There's a cover for the sun. There's a cup holder, possibly even a sippy cup in there. There's an iPad on the screen. Kind of basically like... First class seat. Wally. Yeah. Yes. Like Wally. All the humans are big. We're getting there. From the text, hear me out. Every cashier at a place where they sell food should get their breath checked before I order my food. This last person's breath smelled like a family of sardines took residence in their mouth.

It was so bad that I was not able to eat my burrito and I even paid extra for my guac.

Oh my.

Oh, that's unfortunate. Oh, that's unfortunate.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Not a bad idea.

That might be a lot there.

What's going on, Denise?

Good morning.

Listen, hear me out.

I love Sonic.

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