Healthy Pressure | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
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| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you and it's great to be with you today. |
| 0:17.0 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube |
| 0:21.8 | channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part |
| 0:27.5 | of one of our services. I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about this couple |
| 0:32.3 | that lived out in the country. They'd been married for 50 years and never had an argument, |
| 0:39.6 | not one. Someone asked them the secret of their success. The man explained, as they were leaving the church, going on |
| 0:44.8 | their honeymoon, the wife's horse refused to go. She got off, looked the horse in the eyes, |
| 0:50.2 | and said, that's one. He went a little further, stopped again. She got off, looked the horse in the eyes, said, that's two. |
| 0:56.8 | Went a little more and stopped a third time. |
| 0:59.2 | This time she got off, pulled a revolver out, and shot the horse dead. |
| 1:04.4 | The husband said, what in the world are you doing? |
| 1:06.5 | You can't just shoot a horse. |
| 1:08.1 | She looked at him and said, honey, that's one. |
| 1:14.1 | All right, y'all, say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what |
| 1:20.9 | it says I can do. Today, I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. |
| 1:31.6 | In Jesus' name. God bless you. I want to talk to you today about healthy pressure. Sometimes we think |
| 1:39.8 | we'll get to this place where there's no pressure. No people getting on our nerves, no traffic, no delays. Everything's falling into place. |
| 1:49.2 | Plenty in our bank account. Healthyer than ever. Children making straight A's. Texans undefeated. |
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