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🗓️ 10 December 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi this is Joel and Victoria and so great to have you listening to the |
0:03.8 | podcast we have a new resource we'd love to send you it's the 2024 |
0:08.6 | Devotional calendar full of inspiration encouragement it'll help you to start the day off right. |
0:14.5 | Hope you'll request your copy, but enjoy the podcast today. |
0:18.0 | Well, God bless you and it's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
0:32.0 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
0:35.0 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this couple that lived out in the country. |
0:40.0 | They'd been married for 50 years and never had an argument, not one. |
0:45.0 | Someone asked them the secret of their success. |
0:48.0 | The men explained, as they were leaving the church, going on their honeymoon, |
0:52.0 | the wife's horse refused to go. She got off, looked the horse in the eyes, and said that's one. |
0:57.0 | He went a little further, stopped again. She got off, looked the horse in the eyes, said that's two. |
1:02.0 | Went a little more and stopped a third time. She got off, looked the horse in the eyes, said that's two. |
1:03.0 | Went a little more and stopped a third time. |
1:05.3 | This time she got off, pulled a revolver out, |
1:08.3 | and shot the horse dead. |
1:10.5 | The husband said, what in the world are you doing? You can't just shoot a horse. |
1:14.0 | She looked at him and said, honey, that's one. |
1:17.0 | All right, y'all say it like you mean it. |
1:21.0 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. |
1:26.2 | I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. |
1:37.8 | In Jesus' name. God bless you. I want to talk to you today about healthy pressure. |
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