Live from Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, yes, it is.

And we are comedy alive for the greatest country in the world broadcasting from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City.

It is Fox Across America with your main man, Jimmy Fala, a man who is not trying to keep

COVID going just to maintain his own relevance.

Dr. Anthony Fauci saying it's not over yet and that the U.S. may be done with COVID,

but COVID is not done with us.

Fauci's just pulling stuff out of his butt.

It would seem that way.

We're going to update the standoff in Canada between fascism and the freedom convoy and Jen Saki trying to blame President Trump for her own administration's failure to control the crime wave.

Saki sucks.

Kaylee was so much better.

And lest we forget, we will also dive into the latest high profile resignation at CNN.

CNN's a bunch of perverts. They really are. 888-78-9-9-10 if you want a part of this

shendig. I should point out, it's also the phone number if you don't want a part of this show.

We'd love to hear why. Call in. Be like, yeah, you suck. I just saw you on TV with Harris Faulkner. Nice suit.

I would love to hear that. That's good radio. And don't hold back. You'll never be as harsh as the voices in my head.

Man, I spent a lot of time driving a taxi and doing stand-up comedy. There's a lot of room for introspection.

And it's generally not good when you're staring at a meter and

getting screamed out from not making a left turn on 38th Street. That was like my favorite thing in the

world about driving a cab the time the guy flipped out because I didn't make a left on 34th and

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