0:00.0	Sandspans Radio. Who wants to fight?
0:04.5	Several years ago, I discovered the unbalanced, messy, confusing role-playing system that is Deadlands, and I fell in love.
0:11.5	It's motherfucking cowboys and ghouls and magic and zombies that feed you brain soup.
0:16.1	It's the kind of system that encourages you to sneakily feed your players human meat so that they become
0:21.4	Wendigo's. And now, finally, after years of pleading, I'm being allowed to run a game for my
0:27.3	friends over on Twitch. That's right, my friends. From the 1st of July to the 5th of July at 11am
0:32.9	Melbourne time, I'm going to be running a rootin-tootin cowboy adventure every day with Adam, Cass, and Zamet at Twitch.tv slash Sanspans Radio. I am definitely going to try and infect them with a when-to-go sickness or turn them into chupacabras or something, and I feel like I'd be wasting my time if I didn't. So once again, that's Twitch.tv slash Sanspans Radio from the 1st to the 5th of July, 11 a.m. Melbourne time.
0:57.6	Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey.
1:02.1	I'm Cass. I'm Adam. And today's topic is health insurance.
1:06.6	All right.
1:08.4	Okay, raise your hand if you have health insurance.
1:11.9	Oh.
1:12.3	Oh.
1:20.5	Jackson is the only person who did not.
1:22.6	Do you have ambulance cover?
1:24.0	Yes, I think I have ambulance.
1:25.2	This is a sponsored episode.
1:27.2	If you don't have ambulance cover, please get ambulance cover. No, I have ambulance cover, but I don't have regular health insurance. When am I getting sick? You never get sick. I'm immune to disease. Oh my gosh, I've been... Is it worth having... Health insurance, you know? Yeah. Well, exactly. That's the question.
1:44.8	At the moment, it's just draining my money and what am I doing with it? Actually, I ran out of my physio recently. I had to pay full price for a physio. It was horrific. Holy shit. Wow. No, no thank you. It's like the price of two breakfasts. Man. Do you know how many breakfast I could have had with that?
2:01.4	I was just trying to think of average
2:02.9	breakfast price then and I just couldn't. 20 bucks? How much is an average breakfast? Well, okay,
2:09.1	you got something nice. I was saying between 20 and 25. Yeah, that's fair. I'm talking the full
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