Health Inspectors, What's The WORST Thing You've Ever Found in a Restaurant or Shop?
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🗓️ 26 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Health Inspectors. What's the worst thing you've ever found in a restaurant or shop? |
| 0:06.1 | I once finished up a food-borne illness investigation, not finding much that could have caused the |
| 0:11.0 | illness, so I left. I parked my car on the other side of the street and full view of the |
| 0:15.0 | restaurant I was just as. I watched the dishwasher come out the back door, light a cigarette, |
| 0:20.1 | smoke for a minute, then hunch |
| 0:21.4 | over and fricking hurl all over the grass. Then he took another drag and went back inside. |
| 0:26.9 | I have mild emotophobia, so I got a bit of a cold sweat and then ran across the streets and |
| 0:31.6 | basically dragged him outside. I've got a lot of stories, but that was the worst for me. |
| 0:36.9 | I was a health inspector long ago. |
| 0:39.3 | Was it a golden corral going through the kitchen area? |
| 0:42.3 | As I was squatting down to check a dishwasher, my foot broke through the tile floor and into a sewer pipe that ran underneath. |
| 0:48.3 | Cockroaches came boiling out of the hole. |
| 0:51.3 | Turns out the entire floor was rotten from a water leak in the sewer pipe. |
| 0:56.1 | Best or worst part, the general manager tried to fight me when I told them they had to close down |
| 1:00.9 | until they fixed the open hole into a pipe full of cockroaches and waste. |
| 1:06.1 | In the mid-80s, I managed a pizza delivery store, and the health inspector came by kind of late |
| 1:10.7 | and asked me to |
| 1:11.5 | step outside. He started apologising, but it was his job to follow up when they have a specific |
| 1:16.0 | complaint concerning food safety. But this one was odd. He proceeded to tell me that a customer |
| 1:21.1 | complained that while they were in the store, two male workers did the deed on the counter |
| 1:25.7 | and didn't even wash their hands. I very dryly responded |
| 1:30.1 | that that couldn't have happened as we always wash our hands after doing that on the cutting |
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